thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i drank out of a bidet.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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