going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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