So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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