he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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