What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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