Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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