I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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