Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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