VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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