I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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