god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need to align my fucking chakras
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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