You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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