also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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