I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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