i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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