brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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