I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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