she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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