Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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