My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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