awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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