He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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