Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
God, I missed his penis.
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