It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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