i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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