You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As shirtless as possible
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize