Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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