I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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