I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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