I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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