Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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nutella sex= disaster
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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