careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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