the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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