I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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