Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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