I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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