God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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