the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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