Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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