Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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