I must be too annoying 4 u.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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