NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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