When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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