I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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