I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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