Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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