Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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