Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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