I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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