I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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